I couldn’t sleep last night, so I jumped on Omegle and played a Kurtbastian one where Kurt had a migraine and he and Sebastian were roommates and they ended up sleeping together and it was really sweet. Then I had to try and sleep again, so I got your URL which was super mega something hot… And went to disconnect and lost the whole damned thing because I pushed the disconnect button too many times… If you have a copy of that, I loved it, and I need your URL again to follow you! :(
My birds are making out and they don’t want to sleep…
I GOT TO SEE HALF OF GLEE ON A CRAPPY LIVESTREAM AND NOW I’M DYING BECAUSE I’M VISITING FAMILY AND MY IPAD DOESN’T DOWNLOAD AND FUCK.
David: Katherine! Penny has this bump on her tummy!
Me: That’s her nipple, David.
Mum: David, what does ‘intonation’ mean?
David: It’s that thing that happens between countries.
Mum: Not ‘inter-nation’!
Mum: What did the nought say to the eight?… I like your belt!
David: (considering this carefully) What did the nought say to nine? I like your skinny jeans! *Cracks up* WAIT, WAIT! What did the nought say to six? THAT’S QUITE A FABULOUS SKIVVY!
I love my brother :P He makes me cry :P
caffreysmythe asked: hey, so idk if you're home/online, but i'm here for a couple more hours if you want to continue :)
Gah!!! I’m home but the phone company has cut off a bunch of phone lines without warning to replace wires or some shit and we’ve had no phone or Internet for three days :I I’m using my iPad but it drops out when I rp and I can’t save them. D: I’m dying. Literally dying. Kill me.
In other news, I downloaded les mis so I don’t have to pay $15 a time to cry anymore :P